really...REALLY!?

The fallowing is based on a Ashley real life experience

Dear Boys,
If you are every out on a date with a girl and the thought goes through you head that says "She is not paying enough attention to me, I think I will Wack her in the forehead!" I would strongly suggest forgoing that thought. It is a very stupid one, and you will probably not get another chance. However, if you decide to go through with it and do it anyway...she probably will not be pleased. So when she says "What the heck are you doing?" you should probably have a better response then "Are you on your period?" because once again that is not a smart thing to say. Although, if you do say that chances are she will be cold to you for the rest of the night. So when you text her later that night and say that you have had a good time...be prepared to not get a response. You're done.